July 31, 2005

I, Stylist

Sasha's hair has been growing. I understand that this is the way of things. Sadly, her hair does not grow at anything like the same speed; there is a three-inch-wide chunk in the back that grows very significantly faster than all of the rest of her hair.

It's been disguised by her curl, but as the difference between the length of the sides and the back of her hair became more and more pronounced, I have had to come to grips with a very difficult reality. My child had grown...

...a mullet.

Finally, over the course of the last week, I resolved to do something about this. Namely, to take the back of her hair and cut it to be of a length with the sides. I did the cut using the "Curly Girl" method, cutting her hair lock by lock and dry. And a good thing, too, because the bottom layer of her hair has a much tighter curl than the top, and when it's all cut evenly while wet, the bottom winds up quite a bit shorter once it's dry. This was a problem I was able to fix (and honestly I cut almost nothing off that bottom layer.)

Much to my surprise, though, I wound up having to chop a good solid four inches off the longest part to get it all even, and I didn't even *tough* the front or sides. Not even a little bit. (She may still have a few stray curls that need trimming, but we had pretty much reached the limit of her sitting-still ability.)

As you might have already guessed, her hair is therefore much shorter now. Hard to get it into a ponytail, even. She looks like an adorable 1920s little flapper child... plus it's so much easier to comb, now, and it is blessedly no longer the dreaded mullet. So we're all good.

In fact, it's so cute that I'm being tempted all over again to cut my own hair. Hmm. If only I had four hours to spare for a nice visit to Carlos. Hmmm.

Posted by andrea at July 31, 2005 05:46 PM
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I'm sure it's adorable, but I'd still like to see a PHOTO. Why torment with the news of a haircut without evidence of the good results for all to see?

Posted by: rhiamom on August 1, 2005 10:34 AM

Too funny.

I have an immensely hard time trying to figure out just where my daughter got her hair. It's much lighter than either mine or my husband's was as toddlers, and is growing at a much slower rate. So, she too has a toddler mullet, though blessedly, her hair is also curly in the back and a tad fly-away, which disguises the length a bit.

But hey, there's something retro-cool about mullets, as long as it doesn't incorporate a 'tail.' Pity the poor child made to grow and maintain one of those.

Posted by: Kelly on August 2, 2005 11:12 AM

Whenever you've got four hours, you just let me know. I'm SO ready for short, I can't even tell you. I'll go and hold your hand, if you'll hold mine...

Posted by: erica on August 3, 2005 05:48 PM
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