May 26, 2006

Quality of Life

Let us sing the praises of Jim Howe, the pharmacist who, in 1928, in his basement laboratory, invented the concoction known today at Tums. On Monday, I received the all-clear to start eating Tums like popcorn, and man, between that and my dabbling in quackery chiropractics, I haven't felt so well in months. Why, if it weren't for the unusually bloated stomach and the mysteriously poor typing, one might not know I was even pregnant at all!

Now if I could only figure out how to remember to drink a thousand ounces of water a day...

Posted by andrea at May 26, 2006 02:20 PM
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