So You Want To Be A Llama.

Beneath, you will see a big red button. If you press it, I will mystically turn you into a llama via a secret process so advanced that I have Sun Microsystems, Inc. tearing down my door begging me to tell them how I did it. But this is about becoming a llama, not about my top-secret technology....

After all of those years of dreaming about life as a llama, finally, things are about to go your way. Do you think you can REALLY handle the fur, the ears, the carefree lifestyle of a llama? If you think you can cut it, go ahead, press the big red button. I can't make the decision for you--nobody can. Good luck!


This page was last modified on Tuesday, 24-Jul-2001 09:02:26 PDT by Andrea A. Phillips