Michelle, holding toy phone: "Oh, you want to talk to Sasha? Yes, she here. Sasha, it's for you!" (hands phone to Sasha)
Sasha, taking phone: "NOT HERE. Bye!" (snaps phone shut)
***
Mommy: "Sasha, what's your favorite letter?"
Sasha: "NO."
Michelle: "Sasha, what's your favorite number?"
Sasha: "NO."
Mommy: "I thought she liked the number four..."
Sasha: "S!"
Mommy: "Oh, S is your favorite letter? Can you name something that starts with the letter S?"
Sasha: "K!"
Mommy: "K doesn't start with the letter S, honey."
Sasha: "No, K, letter S!"
***
Michelle: "Do you like the Yankees?"
Sasha: "YEAH!"
Michelle: "Do you like the Red Sox?"
Sasha, pointing to socks: "My socks, pink!"
My kitchen is: Atrocious. We shall not speak of this.