Sasha: My tummy hurts.
Me: Can you show me where?
Sasha: No.
Me: Sasha, show me where your tummy hurts.
Sasha, patiently, as though to a complete ignoramus: I can't, it's on the inside.
Me: But where on the inside?
Sasha: Here! *points down mouth*
Me: ...
Posted by andrea at December 28, 2004 05:51 PM